Dear MAGA, The President Thinks You Are Dumber Than Unholy Fuck—And So Do I
- john raymond
- Jul 25
- 2 min read

You’ve fallen for it again. The grift, the lie, the illusion that Donald Trump is somehow not tied to the most depraved criminal enterprise in modern American memory. Once more, you have revealed yourselves as so utterly consumed by delusion, propaganda, and cultic fervor that you are willing to believe anything—no matter how obscene, no matter how grotesque—so long as the shit comes wrapped in racism and excreted from Trump’s puckered mouth of an asshole.
Let me be direct—even more direct. Trump is on the Epstein list. He is all over it. His name appears in testimony, in photos, in guest registries, and in decades of social overlap with both Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. And yet, now, when the walls close in and the Epstein revelations begin to reach critical mass, Trump thinks he can dangle a pardon—yes, a pardon—in front of Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for a lie. A lie to protect him. A lie to protect the illusion.
And he thinks you are so mind-shatteringly stupid that you’ll believe it.
And frankly, so do I.
Charlie Kirk—one of your loudest carnival barkers—has already tried to shift the narrative. According to him, Maxwell is somehow a victim. Not a predator. Not a trafficker. Not a groomer. A victim. This is what you’re being told. And some of you, I’m sure, are already nodding along. Because the right-wing propaganda machine has been working overtime to hollow out your heads and replace your brains with horseshit.
And you let it happen. You let them. Because you are absolutely fucking stupid.
You voted for Trump once—that was bad enough. You voted for him again, even after the insurrection, even after the classified document theft, even after the unending lies—and now, faced with the fact that your “God Emperor” is tied to one of the most notorious pedophiles in world history, you’re lining up once more to defend him.
It’s not just stupid. It’s willful, rabid, almost sacramental-levels of stupidity. You are being told who he is. You are being shown what he does. You are witnessing, in real time, a man use the full weight of the presidency to bury the truth—and you cheer him on. You would rather believe the victims are liars than admit that your messiah is a fucking monster.
But the world sees. And history will judge. And when the full weight of this depravity becomes undeniable, you will not be forgiven for your ignorance—because it wasn’t ignorance. It was a choice.
So yes, Trump thinks you're dumb as shit. But I think you're worse than that. I think you’re hollowed-out vessels of a ruined republic, willing to be led by a predator so long as he flatters your grievances.
And I will not pretend otherwise. Not now. Not after Epstein. Not after Maxwell. Not after this.
Because on this, Trump and I agree: You are as fucking stupid as unholy shit.






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