The Senate Republicans Are Stupid Shit Eaters and That Isn’t a Good Thing
- john raymond
- Oct 7, 2025
- 2 min read
Pam Bondi sat before the Senate today and did what she does best—excrete partisan nonsense with a smile.
It wasn’t just the stench of bad reasoning or the hollow recitations of loyalty to President Trump that made the room nauseating; it was what followed. The Senate Republicans didn’t question it. They didn’t resist it. They lapped it up. And that’s when it hit me: these men and women aren’t conservatives, statesmen, or even serious legislators anymore.
They’re SSEs—Stupid Shit Eaters—willing participants in a closed loop of filth where deceit is produced, consumed, and regurgitated as law.
A healthy democracy digests truth and expels corruption. What we witnessed today was the opposite: the body politic stupidly eating its own waste. Bondi’s performance wasn’t a defense of justice; it was a ritual feeding. Every Senator who thanked her for her “clarity” or “leadership” was really saying: thank you for giving us the lies we need to survive another day under Trump. The Senate floor became a kennel, the microphones dog bowls, the truth left somewhere outside in the rain.
This isn’t about decorum or tone. It’s about epistemic rot. The GOP no longer needs to believe what it says; it only needs to repeat it. Bondi excretes the party line; the Senators eat it, praise the taste, and call it constitutional oversight.
They have inverted the digestive system of democracy—an act that, if not stopped, will kill the host.
History remembers such moments not as comic farce but as preludes to collapse. The Senate was once called the world’s greatest deliberative body. Now it resembles a petting zoo of obedience, where intelligence is a liability and loyalty the only food allowed.
Watching them today, one could only conclude: these are not leaders. They are Stupid Shit Eaters. And that isn’t a good thing.
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